13 Purple Files

[proudambassador]

[The writing is messy, as the writer is being jostled quite a bit. It probably wouldn't be recognizable if the sentence structure wasn't so distinct.]

This, it is ridiculous! There have been ridiculous things before, but this, it is the most! My chair will not stop! I cannot sit without them taking off and playing music of all things!

I need a gun. To SHOOT MY CHAIRS. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. If they are shot, they cannot run, hm? Or must I leash them now?

This is the most undignified, ludicrous, utterly stupid thing that has ever happened in this Sphere.

I think I begin to hate my life.

[[ooc: Musical chairs event. Ambassador is currently a hostage of one of his sturdier table chairs. Feel free to see/laugh/mock/be in the path.]]

Comments

ping!

[white-disciple.livejournal.com]

Furniture that moves? Perhaps you should be glad they're only running away from you, Ambassador.

[bal-daisy.livejournal.com]

I remember that!

I thought it was fun.

[live_ringer]

You think it's ridiculous? Try being on the receiving end.

And believe me, I was very, very tempted to shoot.

[lingeringlegacy]

Does it happen with any chair?

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

They don't fly, do they?

[Maybe offline]

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

[Just saying, Huo's immediate reaction in his current excitable kidstate is to run down to the Bazaar and see if he can find Ambassador and hitch a ride on the Magic Chair Rodeo~. Be afraid.]