13 Purple Files

[proudambassador]

[The writing is messy, as the writer is being jostled quite a bit. It probably wouldn't be recognizable if the sentence structure wasn't so distinct.]

This, it is ridiculous! There have been ridiculous things before, but this, it is the most! My chair will not stop! I cannot sit without them taking off and playing music of all things!

I need a gun. To SHOOT MY CHAIRS. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. If they are shot, they cannot run, hm? Or must I leash them now?

This is the most undignified, ludicrous, utterly stupid thing that has ever happened in this Sphere.

I think I begin to hate my life.

[[ooc: Musical chairs event. Ambassador is currently a hostage of one of his sturdier table chairs. Feel free to see/laugh/mock/be in the path.]]

Comments

[bal-daisy.livejournal.com]

I remember that!

I thought it was fun.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Fun? Fun? My good Krile. If it came with a padded mat, yes. Here, I have no control.

[bal-daisy.livejournal.com]

It didn't seem that bad when it happened to me. If you can get back to your house can you grab a pillow?

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

A pillow. That, it would do a great deal of good. I will hope.