First Purple File

[proudambassador]

[The writing is full of flourishes and swirls, making it look in some places elegant and in some overdone and ridiculous.]

So I will write on this and then people will write back and we will all be good friends, no? Somehow, I do not think that is the way the universe works.

We are all in a tree. We are tree people. This is stupid. But, if there is a place with wine, then I will not mind the stupid so much, hm? And we are not in a tree right now, but we are. I do not like paradoxes.

So. My friends. My soon-to-be dear, good friends. I am calling myself Ambassador. It is a stupid name, but I have never named myself before. There is a first time for everything, I believe it is said. So let us have a drink to firsts, and write on paper that writes back.

Comments

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I'm always up for a drink. No matter what the excuse is.

Hey and welcome to the crazy fishbowl, Ambassador. Name's Derrick. You'd be surprised how useful the journal is as far as getting to know people is- everyone uses it.

[desig-survivor.livejournal.com]

Well then. Greetings, Ambassador. [He's vaguely wondering if this is Boss making some stunt for attention, but the phrasing isn't as cringe-inducing, and it does seem like the writer is much more intelligent.]

We're usually in and around a tree. Just now we're under it, I think, even if it looks like a normal sky up above.

Wine I'm not sure of, but some of the hotels have liquor cabinets. Or you can trade with someone; there's a bar up top and I'd be surprised if no one had taken some of the stock down with them.

I'm Rogue .[Just the lightest dot after the E. Sometimes he does catch himself in time.]

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

You like wine a lot.

Perhaps you could change your name to something you like as much as wine.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

Give it a couple weeks, and you'll want something stronger than wine.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Why is everyone so focused on names lately?

Ambassador is a normal enough name here. Quit worrying about the small stuff.

[grinninggrifter.livejournal.com]

Ah, Ambassador. So nice to see that you've become used to the paper. A little too used to it, I may say. Do try to conserve your ink for now, will you? Writing like yours, you'll use up your allotted amount in a day.

This is your Greeter. How are you settling in?

[live_ringer]

[He circles the 'I do not like paradoxes' bit. Then draws a line from that down to his own comment.]

You may just be out of luck, then. I think this place is built on paradoxes.

[magic-geometry.livejournal.com]

There's no logic to this place. Don't even bother.

sooo late but I couldn't pass this up

[weaver-girl.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'll have an easier time of finding drinks once we're back in the Tree. The bar is in the Bazaar, and please do remember to be polite to the serving staff and we'll be happy to have you!

Welcome to Edensphere. You'll get used to the oddness eventually--and we all sort of have to, I'm afraid.

Oh, and I'm Kagerou. Pleased to meet you.