First Purple File

[proudambassador]

[The writing is full of flourishes and swirls, making it look in some places elegant and in some overdone and ridiculous.]

So I will write on this and then people will write back and we will all be good friends, no? Somehow, I do not think that is the way the universe works.

We are all in a tree. We are tree people. This is stupid. But, if there is a place with wine, then I will not mind the stupid so much, hm? And we are not in a tree right now, but we are. I do not like paradoxes.

So. My friends. My soon-to-be dear, good friends. I am calling myself Ambassador. It is a stupid name, but I have never named myself before. There is a first time for everything, I believe it is said. So let us have a drink to firsts, and write on paper that writes back.

Comments

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

My dear person. I use wine. I would not want to be named after something that is used, hm?

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

My name is Qĭ. Person would be a bad name.

Countries, nations, people, use Ambassadors.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

It would. But I still do not know if you are man or woman. Nonetheless, my dear Qi, I use wine and that is its only purpose.

Ambassadors are still people, and there are upsides to being one I am sure. I have simply forgotten what they are.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

Woman. Girl. The jury is out, no age testing here.

Wine, one would guess.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

You are sharp, my good girl. I would guess wine too, based on a small bit of dream that I have.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

A complete story or just a chapter? Everyone dreams are different.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

I would call it a chapter. A page. One scene of blissful alcoholic haze.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

Is it better than champagne?

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

I do not remember. Let me try many types of wine and many types of champagne and I will get back to you, yes?

After a day or so. I will not be in a good shape to reply back right away.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

I could come and watch. Wouldn't be able to hold a pen after that anyway.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Well then. Let us find a place with wine and champagne, and you may most certainly join me, my dear Qi!

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

I don't think there's a place here. Too empty.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

I was told that some have liquor cabinets. I, at least, am looking.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

Oh in the rooms. That's different.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

I will raid as many rooms as I must to have what variety I would like.

If this actually happens it'll be such an amazing trainwreck.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

Okay. You'll let me know?

It would be glorious.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Yes, fear not. I shall.