First Purple File

[proudambassador]

[The writing is full of flourishes and swirls, making it look in some places elegant and in some overdone and ridiculous.]

So I will write on this and then people will write back and we will all be good friends, no? Somehow, I do not think that is the way the universe works.

We are all in a tree. We are tree people. This is stupid. But, if there is a place with wine, then I will not mind the stupid so much, hm? And we are not in a tree right now, but we are. I do not like paradoxes.

So. My friends. My soon-to-be dear, good friends. I am calling myself Ambassador. It is a stupid name, but I have never named myself before. There is a first time for everything, I believe it is said. So let us have a drink to firsts, and write on paper that writes back.

Comments

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

I'm always up for a drink. No matter what the excuse is.

Hey and welcome to the crazy fishbowl, Ambassador. Name's Derrick. You'd be surprised how useful the journal is as far as getting to know people is- everyone uses it.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Derrick. That, that is a name. Mine, it is a noun. How did you come up with it?

And is there a place here to drink where we do not have to worry about insects?

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Heard the name in my dream, actually; I didn't have any better options and liked the sound of it.

Oh, there are a few bars around. If you can get ahold of a map, you're good to go.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

At least it is what would be thought of as a name. I did not near anything that was useful.

I was given a map at oozing out of the pod. It is not helping.