First Purple File

[proudambassador]

[The writing is full of flourishes and swirls, making it look in some places elegant and in some overdone and ridiculous.]

So I will write on this and then people will write back and we will all be good friends, no? Somehow, I do not think that is the way the universe works.

We are all in a tree. We are tree people. This is stupid. But, if there is a place with wine, then I will not mind the stupid so much, hm? And we are not in a tree right now, but we are. I do not like paradoxes.

So. My friends. My soon-to-be dear, good friends. I am calling myself Ambassador. It is a stupid name, but I have never named myself before. There is a first time for everything, I believe it is said. So let us have a drink to firsts, and write on paper that writes back.

Comments

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

I believe I was out of luck when I first arrived here. But I will note your words, my good person.

[live_ringer]

Pretty much, yeah. But at least you're amongst a lot of other hard luck cases, and you know what they say about misery loving company.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Yes. When one is miserable, it is best to have others around to rant at and with.

[live_ringer]

You seem to have that pretty well covered. But hey, could be worse. This is one of the cushier Wildernesses that have come about since I've been here, at least. A little... overly colourful and fond of goofy kid's songs, but that's easy enough to ignore in time.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

So you are saying that this is not always here? That things become less comfortable?

[live_ringer]

Accommodations in the Tree tend to... more or less stay the same.

But the Wilderness? It's ever changing. Right now it's a nice amusement resort, and before it's been something as useful as a mall. But there was also the time it turned into something nearly like Hell (fire, ash, and volcanic formations everywhere, as well as dangerous creatures). It wasn't exactly hospitable. Or even inhabitable.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

And this changes often? So I could wake up to find myself at a volcano. Good, good. I was starting to wonder how things could be worse, and now I have been answered.

[live_ringer]

About bi-weekly, but it has been known to be more sporadic.

Yup. Happened the last time half the Sphere was driven out of their homes and had to sleep in the Wilderness. Luckily, that was also the day we could go back to our homes, so it wasn't a complete bust.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Are there any signs before we are suddenly forced to choose between being suffocated by a volcano or eaten by ants? Or is this one of the wonderful surprises this place holds?