First Purple File

[proudambassador]

[The writing is full of flourishes and swirls, making it look in some places elegant and in some overdone and ridiculous.]

So I will write on this and then people will write back and we will all be good friends, no? Somehow, I do not think that is the way the universe works.

We are all in a tree. We are tree people. This is stupid. But, if there is a place with wine, then I will not mind the stupid so much, hm? And we are not in a tree right now, but we are. I do not like paradoxes.

So. My friends. My soon-to-be dear, good friends. I am calling myself Ambassador. It is a stupid name, but I have never named myself before. There is a first time for everything, I believe it is said. So let us have a drink to firsts, and write on paper that writes back.

Comments

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

It would be most idiotic to judge a whole group based on one person. And why would I be alone? Just because I have not met any yet means nothing. I have only met my Greeter.

[desig-survivor.livejournal.com]

It would be. But people do it all the time.

True. A name like that, I'd assumed... but, true. Good luck finding them. Here, sometimes people who were very close never know it until too late.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Then they are idiots.

You do know the phrase? Assume? It is one of those quirky little things. When you assume, you make an ass out of 'u' and of me. It only works when written. Otherwise it is confusing because it does not seem to make sense. So there, I have found a good side to writing. Little puns.

What do you mean by "too late?"

[desig-survivor.livejournal.com]

Cute. And the point's taken.

People disappear here. We don't know why.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

That is not comforting. We do not know why we appear, we do not know why we go.