Second Purple File

[proudambassador]

This is ludicrous.

I will not be shoved into a room full of people and expected to share a tiny room. No.

I will work. Anything, to get out of this room.

Except I will not work with animals. They are filthy creatures, and I do not like getting dirty. Nor will I clean. I am not the cleaning type, no.

I am also not built for combat. It is not my thing, I think is said. Running, exertion, wastes. All of them.

I know nothing of medicine. That would be a bad fit, yes.

There should be things left? With good housing. I will have my own room. One way or another.

[There's a pause in the writing.]

What, exactly, is left?

Comments

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

And that would be even more filthy. Whyever would you even wish that on someone?

[its-me-hooray.livejournal.com]

It'd make me feel better. Cows need a place to sit sometimes, and I hear that lazy people are the cushiest.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

I am not lazy.

I have standards, that is all. Perhaps if one sat on you your attitude toward someone new would change, hm?