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Londo Mollari ([personal profile] proudambassador) wrote2011-02-03 06:17 pm
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13 Purple Files

[The writing is messy, as the writer is being jostled quite a bit. It probably wouldn't be recognizable if the sentence structure wasn't so distinct.]

This, it is ridiculous! There have been ridiculous things before, but this, it is the most! My chair will not stop! I cannot sit without them taking off and playing music of all things!

I need a gun. To SHOOT MY CHAIRS. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. If they are shot, they cannot run, hm? Or must I leash them now?

This is the most undignified, ludicrous, utterly stupid thing that has ever happened in this Sphere.

I think I begin to hate my life.

[[ooc: Musical chairs event. Ambassador is currently a hostage of one of his sturdier table chairs. Feel free to see/laugh/mock/be in the path.]]
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live_ringer: (Will to come back to you now.)

[personal profile] live_ringer 2011-02-04 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think everything comes with a delivery service.

You would be a better judge of that than me.

[identity profile] proudambassador.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
It should. It would be much better.

I will wait a little while longer. Leaping, it is not my thing.
live_ringer: (So that's how it is.)

[personal profile] live_ringer 2011-02-04 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you could start up a delivery service and make up for the lack.

Probably wise.

[identity profile] proudambassador.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
No. Things, they should be delivered to me, not by me.
live_ringer: (To people so slow.)

[personal profile] live_ringer 2011-02-04 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
If that's the case, maybe the chair just wants to pay you the favour of delivering you too things. Did you think of that?

[identity profile] proudambassador.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
And now, my good man, I believe you are jesting with me.
live_ringer: (Enlightening.)

[personal profile] live_ringer 2011-02-04 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I would never jest about something so dire as deliveries.

[identity profile] proudambassador.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Dire, hm? Deliveries. Yes, of course. They are most serious. Why. One hardly knows what will happen if the delivery goes to the wrong person, hm?
live_ringer: ([uniform] Back in session?)

[personal profile] live_ringer 2011-02-04 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
A delivery falling into the hands of the wrong person? That's just chaos waiting to happen.

[identity profile] proudambassador.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes. And if I was to go to the wrong one, then all, it will go badly.
live_ringer: (Who can say?)

[personal profile] live_ringer 2011-02-04 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
It could. Or it could turn out surprisingly well, who knows.

[identity profile] proudambassador.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Not I. And so, I will try to avoid being a package too much.
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