13 Purple Files

[proudambassador]

[The writing is messy, as the writer is being jostled quite a bit. It probably wouldn't be recognizable if the sentence structure wasn't so distinct.]

This, it is ridiculous! There have been ridiculous things before, but this, it is the most! My chair will not stop! I cannot sit without them taking off and playing music of all things!

I need a gun. To SHOOT MY CHAIRS. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. If they are shot, they cannot run, hm? Or must I leash them now?

This is the most undignified, ludicrous, utterly stupid thing that has ever happened in this Sphere.

I think I begin to hate my life.

[[ooc: Musical chairs event. Ambassador is currently a hostage of one of his sturdier table chairs. Feel free to see/laugh/mock/be in the path.]]

Comments

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

I'd take it! It'd be crazy fun to have a chair to ride around on. ONWARD, CHAIR! TO THE BAZAAR!

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

You, my good girl, appear to think that it is under my control. This, it is hardly the case.

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Good luck with that. Can't you break the legs off?

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

While I am on it? I would be trampled, I am most sure.