Six Purple Files

[proudambassador]

So. That? Was not the smartest thing someone has ever done, hm? Killing someone when they come back to life, that is backwards. It is also most stupid. And most annoying. That, I could do with not remembering. You will not find me an easy target again, no, no. I will be armed as of today.

I do not suppose anyone missed me. No matter.

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[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Me? No. Dying does not appeal to me. I will not be doing that again if I have anything to say about it.

Beyond that, it was wrong.

[crowsloveapples.livejournal.com]

I don't think anyone likes it. You shouldn't! I hope they caught the person who did it.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Fred, she says that they have. I hope that this is true.

[crowsloveapples.livejournal.com]

I think Fred knows a lot so I bet it is! Good. Now everyone is safe again.

Are you going to be ok, Ambassador? You should take it easy.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

She does. And she has two hearts. Maybe it does not mean something, but to me, it means.

I am hardly an invalid. I was dead, but I am not anymore.

/derp

[crowsloveapples.livejournal.com]

Fred does seem really friendly. It means she's really really nice right?

Doesn't mean you don't deserve a break.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

No, it means that she has two hearts. It is a physical statement, hm?

Oh. I thought you were patronizing. Instead, you are being cheritable. That is better, yes?

[crowsloveapples.livejournal.com]

Oh. How does someone have two hearts?

Patronizing? I guess so...

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

How does someone have only one? Ask whatever god made you when you meet him or her or it. Myself, I will have other questions to ask mine.

Perhaps I will take a short vacation, if they will let me. Relaxing, there is not enough time for that.

[crowsloveapples.livejournal.com]

Well, we're supposed to be made in God's image. Maybe you're made in your God's image and he has two hearts! I'll be sure to ask.

It sounds like people will be happy to give you time away from your job if you ask for it.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Then mine, he is a handsome fellow.

I must ask, how old are you? About. I know that we do not know.

[crowsloveapples.livejournal.com]

God's supposed to be handsome.

About 10. But I just had my first birthday here in Edensphere. So I guess I'm 11!

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Gods. Plural, I think.

Now, it makes more sense. Yes, they are happy to give me a break.