First Purple File

[proudambassador]

[The writing is full of flourishes and swirls, making it look in some places elegant and in some overdone and ridiculous.]

So I will write on this and then people will write back and we will all be good friends, no? Somehow, I do not think that is the way the universe works.

We are all in a tree. We are tree people. This is stupid. But, if there is a place with wine, then I will not mind the stupid so much, hm? And we are not in a tree right now, but we are. I do not like paradoxes.

So. My friends. My soon-to-be dear, good friends. I am calling myself Ambassador. It is a stupid name, but I have never named myself before. There is a first time for everything, I believe it is said. So let us have a drink to firsts, and write on paper that writes back.

Comments

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

I think it is possible. I think some at first sight could be off.

Pieces for a price. And I already have so little to pay with. Thank you, [there's a pause[ Ghost? Or whatever the squiggle is that is your name. I am sorry, I do not think I know how to pronounce that. [He draws a series of squiggly lines.]

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Ya just gotta give everyone a chance. Can't judge nobody when no one has anything worth judge'n, ya know what I mean?

Squiggles?

It's Land-ors. Like you know, the ground? Land? Just tack an Oar at the end.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

I do know what you mean. But I think it happens regardless.

Land Oar. Why did you not write that before? That is easy. Which do you want to be called?

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

No I meant that's how you pronounce it. It's spelled Landors.

[he reallly should know better than to talk to noobs]

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

I will stick to Ghost, yes?

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Yeah that's cool.