Fourteenth Manifesto

[proudambassador]

So this week, we are supposed to run around half-naked and jump into water?

I think I will not be participating in this, hm? I do not want to scar so many people at once. Do ask the good man who had my body. No, no, I think the Great Maker would quite understand my reluctance to be a part of such a thing, yes? Be it given to us by the spirits here or not.

Instead, I will remain fully dressed. I do this for myself as much as for all of you, out of the goodness of my heart. You should thank me, yes? This way, you still get to keep all of your women, and the white of my skin does not strike blind the entire population.

Comments

[cornered-circle.livejournal.com]

Oh... what if you stayed out of the sun completely, would it turn into full-blindness then?

Medusa was this poor woman that got snakes or lizards or somethin' stuck in 'er hair, an' I guess when that happens that makes you able to turn stuff to stone just by bein' looked at. Which is nice if you need rocks for buildin' stuff, but not so nice otherwise.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

It is not blinding without reflecting the sun, no.

It would not be pleasant to look at your meal and turn it to rocks. Did the woman starve to death?

[cornered-circle.livejournal.com]

Blinding people might be fun! You could sneak around them easy, then, and steal their stuff. ♣

It would if you ate rocks! But I'm not sure what she ate. Tho', I always wondered if her snakey-things needed to eat too.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

It could be, yes, if I was interested in stealing items. That does not appeal to me so much, no.

This is true. But I do not eat rocks. And from what I know, snakey-things, they do not eat rocks either.

[cornered-circle.livejournal.com]

Not even if they were nice items?

They're probably too crunchy for eatin'. But good source of minerals, yes?

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

No, not even then, my dear girl.

I do not know. Could they be digesed?