15 Purple Files

[proudambassador]

The Wilderness, it is not ruins any more, no. Instead, it is a club. It is a club with much to see, and even more to drink.

And so, I propose a crawl. A barcrawl, in the Wilderness. That is what it is called, no? You crawl at the end because you are so drunk you cannot walk? Do not tell me that the one phrase that makes sense I have wrong.

No matter. I think that I am clear in what I am suggesting. Drinking. A great deal of it. Who would like to join?

Comments

[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

If you wouldn't mind, I'd join you.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Good, very good! When would you like to go, hm?

[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

Well, I close at 8 p.m., but I can always close a little earlier if you want to get a headstart on things. Otherwise, whenever you're ready, I am.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Yes. Let us do this. Myself, I will also wait to see if others care to come too, yes?

[notamelonfucker.livejournal.com]

[Barry's pen dwells on the page for a moment, but he eventually works up the courage to offer.]

I can come. I'm not sure if barcrawl is the right word for it. If you're too drunk to walk, I think most people just call it getting pissed.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Good, good, the more, the merrier. And then we will get pissed, if it is not crawling.

Your name, I do not think I know it. Myself, I am Ambassador.

[notamelonfucker.livejournal.com]

That sounds like fun.

I'm Barry. I think I recognize your name.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

It is good to be recognized. For you, what time would be good?

[remember_cephiro]

I don't want to get too drunk, but I'll come if you'll have me.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

But of course I will have you. Come, drink, live, my good boy!

[seventhspring.livejournal.com]

Barcrawling in the Wilderness?

[ .............. that sounds like an accident or nineteen waiting to happen. ]

How about a volunteer crew for herding all the crawlers at the end?

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Your writing, it is new. But you, to offer, you must be an angel, hm? Yes, my good angel, a crew for this, it would be most welcome.

[seventhspring.livejournal.com]

Yes, you could say that.

[ to the new. Seven's not even sure what an angel is, and she's a little amused; she'd been more meaning to offer the idea, and not so much her service.

Still, taken that way, she's not inclined to say she meant otherwise. ]

Looks like it might be a crew of one for the moment, but we'll see. When are you all planning to head out?

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Tomorrow, it looks like. We will enjoy ourselves then.

[crimson-seeker.livejournal.com]

I'll take you up on that, after the last few days.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Most excellent to hear, my good Mr. Hawk.

[crimson-seeker.livejournal.com]

In the Wilderness, though? Looked far too messy and crowded for me, but I might suffer it if the wine's good enough.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Messy and crowded, yes. Stocked, also yes.

[crimsonmischief]

Oho~! That sounds interesting!

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Yes? To me, it seemed it would be.

[crimsonmischief]

When do you propose we take this crawl?

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Tomorrow, the 23rd.

[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

A club? What sort of club?

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

It is... a place of vices. Of drinking, of sex, of violence. Myself, I will settle for the first.

[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

Sounds intriguing, really.