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A top. I have been given a top. Is it meant to say something? This world, it spins about? Or is it just another item to go on a shelf and make me wonder what it could possibly mean? At least it is not as annoyng as the bear, no.

I have made some bids. This, it should be interesting. I much look forward to winning them. And if not, I shall simply have to visit the people myself and see how they are.

[Edited to add a short time later] My dear Stellaris, I fear I must apologize. The last bid on you, it was not my own. Many of them were. But if you are to find extra time, I would still like to spend time with you.

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Maybe it's telling you to have more fun.

Yeah, I imagine a top is nothing compared to a bear.

I don't suppose you'd be willing to say who it is your bids are for, hm?

My good person, I often have fun. But yes, more, it would be good.

It is a stuffed bear, no? A teddy, I think it is called.

No, no. That, it would ruin the fun. After I will be glad if I have won.

Teddy bear, yeah. A teddy (sans bear) can be something far less innocent, too, so make sure you make the distinction.

Oh, alright.

<--Genius

What kind of top is it?

My good Genius, then.

It is monotone, with no special anything. Bland, yes. It spins, but any top, it spins.

Yeah. Ambassador right?

That does sound dull. Huh. Well maybe you have a secret admirer.

Can it? Sometimes this language, it is tricky.

And if I lose, well. I do not lose. I will make it a win, one way or another, no?

Yes, that is what I am called.

I would hope that someone who admired me, they would give me something I would like, no?

Just because someone admires you, doesn't mean they can read your mind.

It can be, yeah.

I guess.

True.

Then I shall say it like this. Myself, I do not see people admiring me. I am not that type.

There. One bid, you can know. The other, I wait on. I think that my bid was in time, but now I wait to see, hm?

We all do, yeah.

So you think that you may have won someone as well?

There is no need to apologise! It is already kind of you to pledge for charity and picked me. I hope you win someone else's time, if you made other bids.

As for my time, it is always available for my friends, bid or no bid.

Possibly. I know I didn't win everywhere I placed a bid, but we'll see.

I think that I have. Certain I cannot be, not until they announce, but I have a feeling.

Good, good. Then after my worthy opponent has chosen a time, do let me know when you are free?

I placed bids on two. Time, it will tell, on the second. How many did you bid on?

Three total. One fairly obvious.

Yes, one, I think I can guess. Others, I do not know.

As intended, then.

It is possible that mine, it can be guessed. We shall see, no?

Who could ever reject your winning personality?

It's a gift, just roll with it. I gave up trying to understand a while ago.

Yes, yes. This, it is called sarcasm.

But do not most gifts have a point?

And this is called being obvious.

The point was to say 'hey I admire you!' which clearly failed, so I'm beginning to second guess it. IDK maybe someone just wanted to pawn it off on someone.

If I thought that someone would admire me, then it would be a nice thing. But I cannot think of any who would.

Ah, the winner. I am now wondering who that person is. I'll let you know my schedule later!

This news, I shall await.

The bear, my curmudgeonly friend?

There was a parade, some few weeks ago, my good Hawk. In it, packages fell. For me, I received a stuffed bear that is most familiar and not familiar, and most aggravating due to this.

A parade? Like the one in the summer, with the falling pieces of paper?

Ah, you mean a toy of some sort. Have to admit I wondered.

Yes. That is the one.

Myself, I would not keep a bear. I would not keep a kitten. Too much work, hm? They need attention. I do not do attention well.

So I wasn't the only one left with something puzzling from that one.

I reckon I understand. I have a dragon, after a fashion, but he keeps himself.

What were you left with, my dear Hawk?

There are a great many dragons here, no? I am glad I have not been eaten.

It was a kind of box. Apparently some people use them to pack their food. I'm not sure I even still have it; didn't have much use for it.

None of them would eat you, friend. Havoc's the only one that even subsists on meat.

A box for food? If you find it again, I would like to see it, hm? It sounds most odd.

I am too rotund to go down their throats. My shape, it is a defensive mechanism.

I'll see if it turns up. You might see people carrying them around, though. Just a small metal box, divided in smaller compartments.

Well, now you're jesting with me.

And people, they store food in these?

Of course I am. I am a jest, this place is a jest, all is jest.

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Eleven Purple Files

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you have seen Inception right?

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I haven't. Does it do something special?

Can't say. It'll ruin the movie ^_^ WATCH IT. IT IS AMAZING!

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...But I kinda need to know if it's going to do anything to him, LOL

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Oh nothing. Except that it sucks his soul out ^_^

What soul? Oh, right.

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