Nine Purple Files

[proudambassador]

The high scores on the games of chance here, in this Wilderness, I have beaten. The shooting games I am decent at, but the others, I find I do not understand them. Why would one dodge a monkey throwing barrels? Why would aliens attack in neat little rows so you can shoot them? One defender, they could not fight that many, no.

A more important question, why is there no alcohol here? Surely, if you are fighting monkeys, or pushing buttons to fight, to enjoy it you must be a little tipsy, hm? Rum. That, it goes well with Coke, no? And there is much Coke here.

I will pay someone to bring rum down here. And then, we may share it and play, yes?

Comments

[burnt_orangesky]

I have not actually gone down to the current Wilderness as of yet; it does sound most interesting.

However, I am afraid you will have to request the rum from another.

[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

Rum and coke sounds like a good combination. Tell ya what, I think I'll take you up on that offer. I'll bring a bottle down, I've been meaning to go back anyway. That dancing game they have, don't know why it's called Revolution since you're just hitting arrows. But it's fun.

[crimsonmischief]

If you still need rum, I can probably bring some down~!

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

I believe that the purpose is to develop such skills as swiftness, focus and coordination. It's most ingenious. Dodging barrels thrown by a monkey sounds much more entertaining than dodging arrows fired by one's merciless drill sergeant.