Nine Purple Files

[proudambassador]

The high scores on the games of chance here, in this Wilderness, I have beaten. The shooting games I am decent at, but the others, I find I do not understand them. Why would one dodge a monkey throwing barrels? Why would aliens attack in neat little rows so you can shoot them? One defender, they could not fight that many, no.

A more important question, why is there no alcohol here? Surely, if you are fighting monkeys, or pushing buttons to fight, to enjoy it you must be a little tipsy, hm? Rum. That, it goes well with Coke, no? And there is much Coke here.

I will pay someone to bring rum down here. And then, we may share it and play, yes?

Comments

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

A point I cannot possibly contest. Barrels are poor weapons, either way.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Yes. They are. Perhaps that is why the monkey is using them, hm?

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

Monkeys are not known for their tactical expertise.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

They are more known for throwing whatever is at hand, no?