Nine Purple Files

[proudambassador]

The high scores on the games of chance here, in this Wilderness, I have beaten. The shooting games I am decent at, but the others, I find I do not understand them. Why would one dodge a monkey throwing barrels? Why would aliens attack in neat little rows so you can shoot them? One defender, they could not fight that many, no.

A more important question, why is there no alcohol here? Surely, if you are fighting monkeys, or pushing buttons to fight, to enjoy it you must be a little tipsy, hm? Rum. That, it goes well with Coke, no? And there is much Coke here.

I will pay someone to bring rum down here. And then, we may share it and play, yes?

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[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

I can deal with that.

Oh, sorry. I'm Book, pleasure to meet you, Ambassador. Be right down.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

I would hope so.

The pleasure, it is mine, of course, and I shall await you with empty glasses and a pleasantly full pocket, yes?

[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Heading out now, should be there in a few minutes.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Myself, I will be here.