That is not how I am supposed to die. I cannot explain it. But I know how I will die, and that was not it, so I am not dead. Unless I already died before coming here, and therefore it is completely wrong for me to die again, and I will take it up with whatever gods this place may have should I meet them.

I do not. The wastebasket, it is easy to hit, but it is not trying to avoid being hit, hm?