Nineteenth Manifesto [Voice]

[proudambassador]

There is quite a lot of stress here, no? We have many new people since I have offered, so I am thinking that I should be making the offer again.

I am an Ambassador. My work, it is to negotiate. If people do not see eye-to-eye, there is most certainly a solution that makes both equally miserable, hm? I jest. But solutions, they can be found. I offer my help. You need only come by the my little casino during the day, or my little house when it is evening, and I will do what I can. This boredom, I do not enjoy it so much. I would welcome a change.

Just do not come too late, hm? I do enjoy sleep. It is a pleasant escape from the bunnies and other creatures that wish to eat me.

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[Voice]

[touching-rust.livejournal.com]

Hubert C-C-Cumberdale c-c-calls me Ssssalad Fingers.

[Voice]

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

...Salad Fingers? Of what planet are you?

[Voice]

[touching-rust.livejournal.com]

Planet...? Uwah...

It is a bit... near to France?

[Voice]

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

France? That is on Earth. So much for my own little hopes.

[Voice]

[touching-rust.livejournal.com]

What... what hopes have you, comrade?

[Voice]

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

I hoped that I was not the only alien here.