Fourteenth Manifesto

[proudambassador]

So this week, we are supposed to run around half-naked and jump into water?

I think I will not be participating in this, hm? I do not want to scar so many people at once. Do ask the good man who had my body. No, no, I think the Great Maker would quite understand my reluctance to be a part of such a thing, yes? Be it given to us by the spirits here or not.

Instead, I will remain fully dressed. I do this for myself as much as for all of you, out of the goodness of my heart. You should thank me, yes? This way, you still get to keep all of your women, and the white of my skin does not strike blind the entire population.

Comments

[shadedsunlight]

No, I don't think so, but you could always put down a beach towel and lay on that.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

A beach towel? There are towels made just for this?

[shadedsunlight]

A beach towel is normally larger than a regular bath towel, so they're useful for sitting or lying down on as well as using as a regular towel.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Then a larger towel I will look for! I would enjoy a towel that is larger.